It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood
as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”
“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early
were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner
圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：「你做了什么坏事啊？」
「我今年圣诞节购物早了些。」犯人回答。「那并不事件坏事」，法官说：「到底多早之前啊？」
「商店开门之前。」犯人答道
What does Santa Claus like
to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe,
hoe
圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么？
答案：锄地。（英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。）
What do all little elves learn
in school?
Answer: The elf-a-bet! (Get it? Elf-a-bet…Alphabet…Ha!)
小鬼们在学校里都学些什么？
答案：英文字母啊！
（此为双关语：elf 为小精灵的意思，其发音和 alphabet（字母）第一个音节发音相似。
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